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Cephalopods are awesome. Two of them show up at a party in the same dress? Bam. Chromatophores. They've been shown to use tools, so any time one of them locks itself out of the car, another's right there with a coat hanger. It's like magic, only science. These leggings, from our friends at IRON FIST, are covered with tentacles and gore and eyeballs. Well, not literally covered with those things. That'd be gross...