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When we were kids, we tried to become Spider-Man as only children could: we warmed up the Uranium we got as a breakfast cereal prize in our parents' microwave. Then we dipped spiders into the mess and tried to make them mad enough to bite us. But things are not like they are in the comics - all we got were massive electrical bills, angry parents, and oatmeal instead of breakfast cereal because it didn't have prizes. Unless you count raisins, which we do NOT...