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It's never easy being a hero. Somebody comes up to you and says that a magical creature is tormenting their people. And much as they'd like to help, you're gonna have to go it alone to fix the situation. Sorry about that. Oh, and did we mention that the 10,000-year-old Divine Beast causing all the trouble IS the dungeon? Good luck with that. We'll be over here cheering for you from the safety of the sidelines. Providing moral support...