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Each new Legend of Zelda game usually starts with you, our hero, waking up in your own bed, unaware of the adventure that awaits you. (And usually, woken up by some sort of high-pitched nuisance of a character that, if you're lucky, won't become your sidekick for the entire game.) Dazed, stretching and yawning, and your "Link" has courage locked inside him that he can't even comprehend right now. Just like most of us in the morning, before we get that morning coffee-and-Internet fix...