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In Hogwarts, your house is your family. You'll be spending the next seven years of your witching or wizarding career with the same group of people based on an age-old tradition of evaluating a child's future at age 11. That might be crazy to think about, but here we are representing the houses we've been theoretically sorted into loud and proud based on guidelines from a fantasy novel. We're adults; leave us alone...