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Suit up, Guardian. This isn't a time to mess around - the Light has been taken from this world and now we face our darkest hour. You'll be facing an enemy more powerful than any we've gone up against before. But don't worry, because your fireteam will always have your back. See, you've got the whole Vanguard right there, between your shoulder blades. Now let's show them what you've got... Brought to you by ThinkGeek.