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We're made of star stuff, so why not keep warm in it as well? We don't like that these stars are so far away, but having them super close up might have proven bad for everyone, so there really wasn't a 100% great answer. We decided that if we put them on our clothes we get the best of both worlds. We get to look at them and stay warm, AND they don't burn up the Earth. Or we don't get sucked into a black hole in the process. Everybody wins...