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Usually it takes you passing away to get a copy of this book, but we managed to snag a few without having to go to such extremes. Since we didn't have to, you know, die, our copies ended up being blank - we didn't exactly need that kind of guidance. We don't doubt you'll be able to fill it in nicely, though. Just make sure no one else finds it. We've seen the end of this movie; it didn't go well when normal people ended up reading through it...